Whatever...

There are problems in the world, none as pressing as this. I have been growing my hair for the past 6 months. It was long, a little unruly, looking tough, oh yeah. I book an appointment with my stylist, that's right, my stylist. She had some serious hair to work with, and I was expecting greatness. This is what I was thinking, and this is what I got, the same bloody haircut I always get. It doesn't matter who I go to, some barber that can barely lift his arms above his head, or some hot rod stylist blasting metallica and stinking of Drakkar Noir, it always winds up the same result, boring. So it's time to start over, it will take 6 months, I'll get back to you.